Surf-Rock-Punk Review: Surfpatrouille - Venus Pussy Polka Riot

Alright, so I bet you want to know what Venus Pussy Polka Riot is, right? Don't ask me, okay? All I know is that the surf genre, historically, has often depicted nude women and a devil-may-care attitude about sex in its artwork and themes. Now, considering that minor formality is out of the way, we are on to what matters: the music.

Surfpatrouille, a thrilling import from Germany, has crafted a unique sound by blending hard-edged rock-punk elements with traditional and third-wave surf-instro (like The Lombego Surfers). This deadly combination bursts through your speakers at hyper speed, ready to blow the roof off any sleepy morning. It's a refreshing jolt at the end of a long day, invigorating and making you feel alive!

Surfpatrouille's music is not just sexy, raw, and unnerving; it's also a therapeutic release. It's full of reckless abandon, the calling card of any carefree, mindless youth who seems to play surf-instro. 

Music and attitude ignite and perpetuate each other. The young and the restless capture my imagination and make blood go racing to my head. Music is the driving force behind the emotive rocket fuel that burns inside everyone.

Whether you want to acknowledge it or not, it's there. This great surf-instro-rock unit will be a therapeutic tool in helping you release those demons that live inside, just dying for an opportunity to cut loose.

Yeah...this is kick ass music on a mission. Get it, play it, feel it, and experience it. It will do your soul good, regardless of your age or upbringing. This sure outweighs some of the crap that's making millions right now and dominating the airwaves. This is the real deal.  I can smell the salt air and hear the crashing waves now...

Keith "MuzikMan" Hannaleck  

August 15, 2000

Tracks:

01. Surfpatrouille Orion

02. Venus Pussy Polka Riot

03. Warp VI 

04. Man O' Surf  

05. Long Riders On Ventura 

06. TelSka 

07. Supernova # 5  

08. Miss Marple